Merry Christmas.

To all of my friends, family, and even people that just stop by because they hate me....


Merry Christmas!!!!

May you all find happiness, joy, and love this holiday season. And in the absence of those things, really cool presents!

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You Passed the US Citizenship Test

Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct!

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Wes has hit me with a meme, something about listing five weird habits. This should be easy enough!
1. I am a compulsory foot tapper. I actually shake whole houses when I really get going. At least I am burning calories in some way during the day.
2. I clench my teeth to make sure they are still there. How fucked up is THAT!
3. I was told my tattooing habits are weird. So that can be number three. I get one tat a year around the end of June to celebrate my sobriety.
4. nippl...err...masturba...umm...hehe...When I am nervous, I tend to pick at my cuticles. To the point that they bleed.
5. I absolutely will not share a drink with anyone. I don't freak out about hand washing, or showering, but I am OCD to the extreme when it comes to mouth germs. I am amazed I can kiss a woman and not freak out. The thought of drinking out of the same container as someone grosses me out badly. The same goes for eating utensils. Yuck!

Now then, there are some rules or something attached to this, but since I am a rebel without a clue, I am not passing this on. SO there!