I will now attempt to define the word "FACT".
Fact, it seems so simple does it not? A fact is something that irrefutibly happened.
However, I have noticed that certain people, mainly left-wing authors, and news casters are redefining fact. I will now attempt to lay out the two definitions.
Fact, definition one:
Anything you hear that sounds like it might make someone you don't like or approve of sound bad.
Some little-known lefty facts:
- George Bush used cocaine at camp David in the eighties.
- Zell Miller was drugged during his keynote speech during the RNC, he is also in the early stages of Alzheimer's disease.
- Barbara Bush is nearly a practicing witch, and sometimes casts bad mojo at her son's political opponents.
- The ACLU has the best interests of America at heart, but the NRA is an evil fascist political machine.
- The middle-east would be fine, and all would be peaceful if it weren't for those uppity jews trying to live there.
- Islam is a peaceful religion, it's the Christians of the world with their traditional values that cause all the trouble.
- Only the democratic party cares about art, equality, or diversity. They prove it by trying to legislate middle-class white men out of the picture.
- Bill Clinton is a hero because he dodged the draft, Dick Cheney is a coward for getting deferments.
- Freedom of speech is great! Especially once we shut those people up who think that they have a right to speak their minds.
- A gun in the hands of a law abiding citizen is far too dangerous. People could get shot, I mean, if people shot criminals it would be like having the death penalty!
- The death penalty should be deemed unconstitutional.
Definition Two:
Something that happened.
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