Seacrest OUT!

I have this annoying habit of only writing when I feel like it. I really qish I could be a ten post a day kind of guy, but oh well. I have an admission to make, and some of you who know me may be shocked by this, but, I love American Idol. I LOVE IT! I especially like watching the really horrible singers at the beginning. I often ask myself....don't these people have a single honest family member or friend? I mean, I know my vocal limitations, and mostly that's because of the people I know. Some of the auditions are ridiculously bad, and the poor bastards actually think they have talent. Sometimes, we even get to see their parents/boy(girl)friend/cousin's reaction, and those are truly priceless. I honestly think this situation arises from the feel good, you can be anything attitude that pervades society. I believe we should encourage kids...to a point. Honestly though, when little Quintishia Lilac Jones gets around age...let's say twelve...she should be well aware that she sounds like an asthmatic blowing cum bubbles when she sings. I do not think her Mother/Older Brother/Pimp should encourage her at age twenty-two to go audition for a televised singing contest, unless they hate her.

In other news, littlejoe will be learning how to drive an eighteen-wheeler starting monday. He should have a CDL (that's commercial driver's liscense)by early March. If you see him, wish him luck, and pray he doesn't run over anything expensive.