Friday, August 26, 2005

Children's Books that never were.

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Bruce

4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the Rotweilers

9. All Cats Go to Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly.

12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19. You Were an Accident

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

23. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

24. Used Toilet Paper and Your Babysitter

24. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

25. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

9 Comments:

At 28/8/05 12:22 PM, Anonymous vw bug said...

Carl Eats The Baby
How to Climb Most Anything

 
At 28/8/05 3:05 PM, Blogger chemicalnova said...

10 uses for the dead frog in the backyard

 
At 28/8/05 7:36 PM, Anonymous Sissy said...

LMAO!!

 
At 28/8/05 8:51 PM, Blogger That 1 Guy said...

Jimmy Juggles Knives

 
At 29/8/05 7:35 AM, Blogger Contagion said...

you know, I posted a comment on this the other day. It seems to have been deleted... BASTARD!

 
At 29/8/05 1:24 PM, Blogger littlejoe said...

That's odd Contagion, because I never delete anything from here.

 
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At 15/11/05 2:43 PM, Anonymous BIRDZILLA said...

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At 19/1/06 7:57 PM, Blogger Shawn T Lippert said...

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