The useless yearning for self-expression.

I want to write. I really really want to write.

Unfortunately, I have nothing interesting to write about today. Things are going pretty much on cruise control right now, no major hurdles, or unfortunate occurances. No emotional turmoil to vomit out into the blogosphere. I want to write, I want to express myself, but I just feel dull.

I haven't slept more than six hours in the last three days, and it isn't catching up to me yet. Or maybe it is in subtle ways, like my inability to articulate a funny thought, or to be witty.

So, I am proposing that anyone who reads this, gives me three suggestions for a topical short. The format will be of my choosing, but I need an exterior spark to reignite my pilot light. If you are like the fifth, or sixth commenter, remember that I can always use future topics for stuff to blog.

Thanks in advance.