Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Ok, seriously, this is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while.

Star Wars is a tool of Satan



Billions of dollars has been made off the series of movies called The Star Wars that is beloved by millions. Many big fans of this space opera, do not know that the fantasy epic they enjoy is not a simple entertainment, but Satan's Battleground for their very souls!

In this “Final Episode” of the Star Wars, EVIL triumphs using the Force - a greater force they claim than God! This is a Dangerous LIE! This is no mindless entertainment, but an attempt by DEMONS to distract you from your real 75 year mission on planet Earth, to give yourself to Jesus! Do not trust a Yodah puppet from Satan’s dream factory, trust in the Word of the Bible!

Since 1999 we warned that the end times will be upon us with THE SEVENTH SEQUEL – and that time is now. Do you have a collection of the Star Wars figures and idols? Do you watch the Star Wars- religiously? No Force can help you, White side or Black. Armies fight Babylon, the towers exploded - the battle of Armageddon is soon, but you must decide! Turn your back on fantasy movies and give yourself to the only real faith – the truth of JESUS.

Christians REJOICE! Jesus will lead us in a real star war - between the armies of Heaven and Satan. Believers will “beam” up to the Starship in the sky, and Captain Jesus shall lead a thousand year Federation of Planets before Judgment Day. We are destined to WIN!

And there were voices, and thunders, and lightnings; and there was a great earthquake, such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great. -Revelations 16:18

When you stand before Jesus’ throne what will you say you believe in —the power of the Lord, or the power of the Force? Science fiction fans repent. Your very eternal SOUL depends on your answer.

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2 Comments:

At 24/5/05 7:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The force is a tool of Satan?Why are they selling tee shirts that say Jesus is the force?This is one of the dumbest things I've read in a while.Its idiots like this that make people think christians are lunatics!The sad part is I don't think its a joke,I think they are serious,which irritates the force out of me.

 
At 25/5/05 4:07 PM, Blogger littlejoe said...

Looking at it again, I am really amuzed that Jesus on their t-shirts is wear a '70s disco leisure suit.

 

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